Trash Tribute No. 4

My free trash radar needle was in the red zone upon entering the yard....with a quick glaze of the potential goods I spotted the said item kicking up the sensors...I was approximately 30 feet from contact....only four women in between me and the free trash. I dodged....I ducked...I tried to not make my find obvious...I reached the target! Frame in hand I inquired to its price...and the yard sale proprietor said, "FREE!" I walked the rest of the yard sale with it on my arm like a patten purse owned by the Queen Mum. Just to make things seem somewhat normal...I bought a pickle jar!